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nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

bundere:

bundere:

DO NOT BUY A BUNNY JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW A CUTE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET!!! DO NOT BUY ANY ANIMAL JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW A CUTE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET. DO RESEARCH FIRST AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT ANIMAL. PETS ARE NOT HANDBAGS DO NOT TREAT THEM AS SUCH

This is super relevant again with Easter coming around the corner!!!

iguanamouth:

man who cares about bald eagles have you ever seen a harpy eagle

or an african crowned eagle

or the crested eagle

the little eagle

the philippine eagle

black and white hawk eagle

and the bateleur eagle

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

image

without it its just

image

qualifiedyetsluttynurse:

qualifiedyetsluttynurse:

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

This is fake and also disgusting

The joke is that when someone sees a womans legs he begins to masturbate,thus putting the woman in an uncomfortable position. The humour is intensified by the fact that this takes place within a kids show where the characters are underage.

mrsrichardarmitage:

stunningpicture:

Gandalf checks his emails (behind the scenes in the set of the Hobbit)

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

artisticgamzee:

Literally Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in every movie

sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

ethanwearsprada:

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